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01-16-2009
… and sometimes I really think it is closer to reality than we would prefer.
In preparation for the traditional task of welcoming his successor to the Oval Office, outgoing president George W. Bush canceled all his appointments and press conferences Monday so he could spend the day outfitting his desk with a series of traps, gags, and hair-trigger switches. “Oh, man, is he gonna get it,” the president said after rearranging the letters on his computer keyboard and supergluing the direct-line-to-the-Pentagon telephone to its base. – Bush Spends Day Feverishly Booby-Trapping Desk, The Onion
