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OK. I hurt my ribs about a week ago (Skiing at Whistler). This has me spending even more time on the couch in front of the TV than usual. And I have found it hard to avoid the commercials of Jane Seymour talking about her Open Hearts jewelry that is for sale at Kay Jewelers.
But in watching Jane Seymour, in her little craft house, painting that same symbol over and over. Over and over. Check it out! The same design. Over and over. One continuous stroke, on multiple white canvases. This is freaking me out. It’s a little too Jack Nicholson in The Shining. All work and no play make Jane a dull girl… She needs to get out of that craft house.
First, I was glad to see the election season over so I could stop seeing political commercials. Now I want the holiday season over, so I can get a break from Jane Seymour’s manic heart painting.
Jane. For your own good. Please stop. It’s not healthy.
man, you have got to get out more…jane seymour, really?